Ten Ways to approach a Woman

List of 10 ways to talk to women:

1. Circle her closely but ignore her. Sounds like a waste of time? If she is drawn to you, let her make the first move. The first one to talk gives up power. Her curiosity will make you handsomer.
2. Do not reveal anything important in your first 20 dates. Stay mysterious! It works.
3. Have two or three two line jokes memorized. They don't have to be great. Do not apologize before telling the jokes. Just do it.
4. Tip well after a meal.
5. Even if you hate your mother, show respect when talking about her. She is a woman after all. If you worship your mother, stop talking about her like she is a goddess.
6. DO NOT WEAR TONS OF COLOGNE! Spray your stuff into the air and let it fall on you. Women have sensitive noses, you only need a suggestive smell. Do not spray cologne to last the night, that won't make you smell better. Opposite in fact.
7. You don't have to be the alpha male. Just be the guy she can trust. Bullshitting someone will only get you more bullshit in your own life.
8. Be friendly. You aren't talking with her to get laid, she can smell that coming a mile away. Refer to rule #7.
9. Listen. Listening requires remembering what she actually said. Then find the connection in your own life but do not stay on the subject. Note the coincidence then move on. If she comes back to it, you got closer to her.
10. Be more like Batman in the beginning and Superman after you get to know her.