Monday, September 22, 2014

Jasmine Tridevil Woman Had Surgery To Add Third Breast


Well, I guess dreams do come true, depending on your definition of what a nightmare is. Jasmine Tridevil had plastic surgery to add a third breast to her body! All of the Total Recall jokes aside I have to ask. Why? She is already beautiful by world standards. Jasmine Tridevil has a kick-ass body. So what could it be? What drove her to such an extreme body makeover?



She partially had the surgery to "make herself less appealing to men" because she doesn't "want to date anymore" yet parades around trying to do a sexy little dance. How is adding a third breast less appealing to men? Jasmine hired a camera crew to all three of 'her girls' hoping to pitch her show to MTV. According to her Facebook page, she has upcoming appearances on the Jimmy Kimmel show and the Inside Edition.





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2765212/Woman-21-pays-20-000-surgically-add-breast-desperate-bid-reality-TV-star.html

Saturday, January 5, 2013

I Can't Talk To Women

I have fluctuated from being completely confident when talking with the better smelling half of the fairer sex to an an absolute dweeb.

And of course there is something to be said about how pretty and confident is the woman that I am speaking to. My lack of Machiavellian bravery begins with over thinking and assuming. Confidence requires neither of these attributes. "Confidence is a moron, coolness is the cat."

The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists


I have spent relentless hours in coffee shops trying to write my blog articles while being tortured by the droning of nervous men attempting to portray themselves as sexual lumber jack (-asses). Interrupting their date, whining about past relationships, extolling their minor accomplishments. Even asking questions with the specific intent of leading the woman down the road of another sordid tale of their verbosity.

This is a coffee date, not a marriage proposal. Why sell the whole car lot when she just wants a test drive?

Some real advice from a student of dating trial and error-ing. Speak what you hear.
  • Is she divorced with kids or without?
  • Did she say that her kids are in school? 
  • How old are they? 
  • Does she like the car she is driving?
  • Can you relate a story that makes her feel stronger?
  • What movie almost made you cry?
  • Are you worried about feeding children in other countries?
  • Does she like the Arrested Development TV series?
 Sort out your real agenda here.

Just be a big brother, cousin, gay friend, very macho sister but for heaven sake drop it down to third gear. A drag race is short, loud and virtually pointless except to everyone but the driver.

Listeners are better lovers, fathers, husbands, boyfriends.
So don't say "I Can't Talk To Women" unless you are sure women can't talk to you first.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Is She Worth My Time?

You have been talking up this sweet girl for weeks. Playing it cool, being nice, listening to her problems and desires. You know how much this lady hates her boss, loves her cat and eats too much ice cream. She is hot, the pay off will be sweet. Right?

Man Up Bitch
Though it may seem like a pot of gold at the end of her rainbow, women who like to wait probably have a reason. Some body deformity she doesn't want yo to see. Or a problem with one of twenty body fluids she cannot control. Maybe at night she turns into some unspeakable monster from fables of old. (Well, we know she does for at least one week out of the month)




Shorten Your Wait Time
So, depending on how long you have invested in your feminine golden ticket, it may be time to step off. Reset your schedule for storming her moist beaches. It is time for the oldest and most successful diversionary tactic in the male, getting laid handbook. Getting disinterested in what you really, really want.

Stonewalling
You want in her pants, she wants in your soul. Her tactic is working, you keep coming back. You have been a gentleman to the point of nausea, laughed at boring conversation and listened like one of her girlfriends. Now is the time to lay down the law of tit for tat. Give and take it all the way.

Look at her intently but reduce your positive response. Listen but offer no advice. Do not console her, ask what she plans to do about her problems. Let it be known she may be on her own when a dark wind blows. Let her wonder what a cold dark world would be like without you there to get her back, and front.

Test these waters before committing to anymore Freudian generosity. When she sits a little closer, stares a little longer into your steely gaze, you'll have a edge not before presented.

Man up bitch

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Dating tips for guys



Everybody needs refreshers and tips for dating and the life of love. Miya and I share our personal preferences on dating and tips to ease those first date jitters. Clean, cut, and polite always win any girls heart over. FELLAS watch as we give our advice and hopes for your liking. Rate, comment, and subscribe for more tips if you love these ideas.

Dumb Sex Tips That Will Ruin Your Relationship Part #1



Sex advice: its all over the web. Some of it can help turn the heat up in the bedroom. Some... sucks. And not in a good way. We're singling out Cosmo Magazine once again for its ridiculous sexual tips and tricks. From foreplay to masturbation, anal sex to fun positions, if there's bad advice to be had, they've got it. The Common Room is here to take a look at awkward, frustrating, and entirely unsatisfying ways to combine genitals.

The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artist

What do you think about these Cosmo sex tips? Are any of them actually helpful in bed? Or are they just intended to be funny? Sort of a socially acceptable form of erotica? Do you have any tips people might not know about that can actually spice up their sex life? Let us know!

We'd like to thank Chelsea Klikunas,Samantha Schacher, Brett Erlich, and Taryn Brooks for joining us!

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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Top 5 Signs She Is Into You

Is your game working? Is she diggin' on you?
Five signals she will say yes:
  1. Laughs at even your bad attempts at humor
  2. Adjusts her hair
  3. Asks you about your family
  4. Wants to know what you like to do for fun
  5. Lets YOU control the conversation
Letting you control the conversation can simply mean she lets herself get quiet. Most men who are insecure about asking women out assume when she's quiet, she has lost interest.

It may simply be your turn to open up. Don't, not yet.

What tactic should you take then? Nothing. Feel no obligation to say anything to her. This is where asking questions makes you more interesting and interested. Posing a question puts you in the driver seat and gives her the chance to become your passenger.

Monday, July 16, 2012

When She Says No

No means no.
But no can also mean:
  • Come back later.
  • How hard will you try? 
  • How much do you want me?
Rejection is the fear but yes is all the more sweeter.
Start approaching women away from your home base. That way you remove one of the fears that after she says no I will have to see her again and relive the whole moment again.

Go to the next town over, even if she says yes you won't have to drive far to pick her up later. Have a reason handy. You prefer this store, theater etc, for the reason you are in her town.

Rejection by a woman isn't failure. It is a step on the ladder to the girl who will say yes.