Thursday, January 3, 2013

Is She Worth My Time?

You've been talking up this sweet girl for weeks. Playing it cool, being nice, listening to her problems and desires. You know how much this lady hates her boss, loves her cat and eats too much ice cream. She's hot, the pay off will be sweet. Right?

Man Up Bitch 

It may seem like a pot of gold at the end of her rainbow but women who like to wait probably have a reason. Some body deformity she doesn't want yo to see, a problem with one of twenty body fluids she cannot control. Maybe at night she turns into some unspeakable monster from fables of old. (Well, we know she does for at least one week out of the month)

Shorten Your Wait Time

So, depending on how long you have invested in your sexual golden ticket, it may be time to step off. Reset your schedule for storming her moist beaches. It is time for the oldest and most successful diversionary tactic in the male getting laid handbook. Getting disinterested will drive her crazy. (The other crazy.)

You want in her pants, she wants in your soul. Her tactic is working, you keep coming back. You have been a gentleman to the point of nausea, laughed at boring conversation, listened intently like one of her girlfriends. Now is the time to lay down the law of tit for tat. Give then take it all away.

Look at her intently but reduce your positive response. Listen but offer no advice. Do not console her, ask what she plans to do about her problems. Let it be known she may be on her own when a dark wind blows. Let her wonder what a cold dark world would be like without you there to get her back, and front.

Test these waters before committing to anymore Freudian generosity. When she sits a little closer, stares a little longer into your steely gaze, you'll have a edge not before presented.

Man up bitch

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